Saturday, October 31, 2009

runnin' yo hands through my fro, bouncin on 24zzz

I have 8 followers! Jesus had 12. Just sayin.

Happy Halloween...to those of you who don't have a diabetic sister. To those of you who do, enjoy those apples and the fall festival at church.

I'm on my break. I have just enough time to let my pits cool down...then its back to sweating.

I'm in a fight. It's with a coffee maker, but it's a fight none the less. He keeps overflowing all over the counters no matter what I do. I tried to sweet talk him--obvz didn't work. Then I tried violence, and since he is made of metal that didn't make a big difference. So, I've decided to play dirty and I set another maker right next to him. We'll see how he does when he has competition.

My mom finally granted me my wish of sending me portable hard-drive...aka "the black electronic device that you put pictures on"...not to be confused with the "grey electric box", what we in the real world call a DVD player. She forgot to send the cord though. How do you say thank you, while also saying you failed?

Time to put on my sexy, yet christian camp appropriate outfit. Sexy Dugar girl? (all you have to do is cut a little slit on your floor length jean skirt, show your ankles, or put on a modest wear swimsuit).

boo!

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

back to biznez.

sup suckers?
without sister-christer encouraging this creative outlet...i have neglected it. I know everyone has been upset, but I'm back now so, stop reading what christians like and come back to me!

whats new? Oh, just a new zip code, super expensive and unfortunate looking shoes along with a permanent smell of toilet disinfectant lingering in my hair and clothes. So...nothing much.

I live in Oregon right now. It's pretty much the same as Wisconsin except it has mountains, people recycle and...well those are the only 2 differences I've noticed so far. Maybe there will be more. (I hear there are vampires).

Late at night in my empty room, i swear I hear a man whispering in my ear. Usually, this would really excite me--unfortunately, it's of the creepy/evil variety. Who knows though, he could be a cute evil spirit.

I just checked my email. It says I have 2610 new emails. Combined with my 36 new facebook messages...it could take me a while to get back to you. Furthermore, my "vintage" computer only lets me type a couple letters per minute. So, what I'm trying to say is....you should hear a reply by early next week.

Tonight I'm going to a staff members house for dinner. Supposedly, we are having "chili eggs" or something along that tune. I feel like I'm about to ride the raging bull roller coaster--excited, terrified and certain the end will include some sort of vomiting.