But, based on my sudden desire to eat everything in our pantry and watch every Harry Potter movie, i think i am healed.
I made goodie bags at the candyfactory today. dont tell anyone, but i stole a 4 oz. bag of caramel corn. worth it.
someone asked me what my one true wish was today, i said 5 inches. everyone else said stuff like that poverty would cease and stuff like that. whoops.
i witch i wuz a wizzard!
do you remember in 9th grade when we went to see the Crucible at NHS and that boy we were in babysitting class with at the Y was playing a girl in a nighty and a bonnet, and we almost peed our pants and caused a scene in the 10th row....but then we looked at the program and realized it actually was a girl and not babysitting boy? wait...was that just me?
my dog rolled around in a dead animal yesterday. he smelt almost as bad as our kitchen did when the little mouse climbed behind our stove and got electrocuted. that was bad. real bad.
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the eggMcStation.
yeah. i know its not funny...but i guess i used to tell the joke all the time when i was little and would laugh hysterically. My mom said i had a joke book and the real answer was to get to the "Eggson station"....as in exxon....I was a good reader....maybe i just wanted to put my own twist on things. SIGN ME UP FOR ARMATURE NIGHT. (at the comedy club ya little perv).
