pinz

i have an idea.

i'm going to trick silly girls on pinterest who click on the "5 ways to make your marriage work" or "25 things all married couples should do" lists and exhange them with a mean-face emoticon that says "STOP PINNING AND PIN YOUR HUSBAND DOWN".

lol.

christmas is coming. the goose is getting fat. please put a penny in the old mans hat. because i am getting fat too, and will use your pennies to buy myself another sports bra so i can work out in comfort.

i pinned a couple that looked cute and functional.