06angeline

I don't know what possessed me to make an online dating profile for someone named "angeline". What is more, I don't know why I chose "our time"--a site for seniors, to be my platform of trickery. 

I'm not trying to trick people at all...I just wanted to look at the kind of people who signed up for this. I was crying looking at some of the older men's profiles. The longing for love seems to never go away. 

Here is what I've gathered from my time at our time:

choose a honest, yet flattering photo of yourself. angeline is not interested in headshots, or extreme editing

if you have "a few extra pounds" make sure to choose "i have a few extra pounds" in your bio. this is especially important if your photo shows the truth. i don't wanna date no liars!

while we're on the topic of photos, don't use your old wedding photo as your profile picture. cropping the bride out halfway only makes it half as worse.

if you're on "our time", a site aimed to bring senior citizens together, do not say your ideal woman is younger--25-30. unless you're hoping for there to be other weird young adults like me scopin' you out...that's just plain rude. 

while we're on the topic of frauds and liars, i guess i should go to bed.