i am at starbucks looking for jobs...but mostly looking at people. i got a $25 gift card thanks to a generous soul and now i have at least 20 opportunities to creepily watch people. (as long as i don't get any flavor shots. then we're looking at 10 opportunities.)
you can see some weird people do weird things when you're secretly watching. one lady has been discreetly eating pickles. one man has a legitimate brittany spears microphone on. a lady dumped out most of her coffee and filled her cup with half and half. i love people, but i mostly love watching weird people.
a man just winked at me. unfortunately, he's not weird, so i'm not interested.
normal people make me feel uncomfortable. of course i know that no one is normal...but those who have enough self control to appear so intimidate me. how do they do it? how do they silence the voices?
update: he has begun some groin stretches with a come hither look over the shoulder. this is my chance. whoops. missed it.
one time i went sledding and pulled my groin so baldy i peed in my pants. snow pants, that is. thank goodness jonathan banfield was there to pull me back to my dorm in the sled. i should have stretched beforehand.
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I have been catching up. The part about normal people make me feel uncomfortable and subsequent. spot on. that's absolutely why I get SAD (social anxiety disorder) sometimes/lots of times.
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