Friday, January 25, 2013

i'm not as young as i used to be.


there are now valentine day displays out. to be really accurate they should also include pizza hut coupons and boxes of chocolates that students give to their professor who then gives it to their son who then gives it to his girlfriend. just sayin'.

i miss my dog so much that my tummy hurts. sometimes i'm frightened by how much i love my dog because i think if i ever have a human child, my heart might explode. my heart might also explode due to the fact that i ate an entire package of fudge sticks and 2 pieces of pizza at 10pm. that also might be the reason for the tummy ache. who knows.

i start my job on monday. i thought of having a celebration/bon voyage to laziness party, but as it turns out i'm just bringing some beans and peppers to some boy's house. could get hot with the peppers. we'll see.

the great thing about my new job is that it requires a black on black outfit. second only to jean on jean, black on black is flattering, easy and doesn't require a gold vest. i once had to wear a gold vest and have never felt so disgusting...or like a native american blackjack dealer. at least i know god looks at my heart.

IM OUTTA HERE.


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