before and after: buttered popcorn bucket

if you're interested in delighting your nostrils with the delicious scents of jelly bellies, you're in luck. a $1 air freshener smelling of "very cherry" has been discovered at Bellingham's finest: BigLots. While I would prefer Buttered Popcorn, I can't say I am disappointed with the affordable and adorable jellybean hanging from my rear view mirror.

i fainted again. luckily for me, the last two times i've fainted, i'm already laying down. dentist chair. bed. nothing like loosing consciousness in comfort.

i got a job. congratz, sonia. i don't know what i'll do when i don't have whole days to accomplish simple tasks such as laundry or making a bed. i don't know what i'll do when i don't go to bed at 2 in the morning thanks to cool runnings, little women, anne or martha inc-the story of martha stewart. i don't know what i'll do when i shower more than twice a week. i don't know what i'll do when i make new friends and have an income. i don't know and i don't wanna.

something i do not like: sleep number bed commercials. excuse me? only gross murderers sleep on mattresses without sheets or blankets.

something i do like: the convenience of spraying fabreeze fabric refresher in the pits of my dressy jacket before an interview. dry clean only? i'll show you.

i have to get a membership at costco so i can buy razors in bulk. one day i'll have to shave my legs, and i'm sure i'll need multiple blades. that is gross, but i figured its the least of all the embarrassing things i've shared in this web 2.0 forum.

a long overdue acknowledgement / lifelong offering of thanks:

edwina cuttwater- you've changed my life. While i love the novelty of my $10 walmart phone, nothing makes a woman feel more refined, sexy and smart than a smart phone. your generosity to a stranger, while absolutely unexpected,  is not surprising considering you helped create the most considerate young man on the planet. when i heard about the popcorn bucket, i knew you were special. thank you from the bottom of my heart  and from my outstretched fingers on this tiny little screen. i'm already on the look out for tickets when no doubt goes back on tour...on me. you just get the popcorn.