BeAsTLY

a dormant beast has been awakened.

this beast feeds only on buttered toast with jam. and sometimes cheese. don't cross this beast or she will scream obscenities and pillage your candy stash.

christmas has come and gone. no tears were shed, which is quite the accomplishment. i love my family. i also love buttered toast with jam.

the next emotional hurdle we need to jump over is a birthday/end of the year celebration. last year i watched little women by myself. it was good, but i think this year could be better.

when i was in high school, my parents threw me a surprise party at a mexican restaurant.  the execution wasn't as should be, and i was late...long story short, "DO YOU WANT ME TO COME TO DA RESTAURANT NAKED, DAD????" was heard on speakerphone by 20 young adults around the table.