video home system

i love a modern day mystery! this weeks case involved urine and fecal matter found on my bed. i've been putting together lots of clues, and so far i THINK it might be from the dog who lives here. can't be certain. i still need to question my housemates and take some forensic samples while manically playing my violin.

i found a recording of me + 20 pounds singing show tunes on the washington family ranch stage. i have never been more amused/embarrassed of myself. even watching alone, i would look around to make sure some secret viewer wasn't hiding behind me, snickering at my rendition of edelweiss. my friend threatened to send it to a "talent agency" but i was more scared of her sending it to the biggest looser. thankfully, i snuck it into my expansive collection of mid 90's sci-fi movies and it flew under the radar...just like the movies.

i love movies. what is more, i like movies on VHS. i would rather watch vhs than some sort of fancy HD any day...no matter what the film is. HD always seems like a mexican soap opera. i love the soft glow, the tracking lines and putting the cassette in the car shaped "rewinder" too much to buy into these new technology scams. i also buy all my technology from thrift stores...so until they get a better selection, i'm stickin with what i know!