want to buy my mom's old underwear?

i never thought i would be an old spinster at the age of 25.

if you need me i'll be busy buttoning up my black victorian dress with eye-hook buttons all the way up the back. perhaps lacing my pointy witch shoes too? i've already mastered the homely bun.

i missed the fantasy football draft chaos. i hope i got my picks. reggie white and warren moon are great players.

i just became a packer fan. i don't know what i was waiting for...i was always slightly disturbed by the lack of attention important world news got on our local stations during packer season. many of you remember the day the horrible tsunami hit--those of us in wisconsin remember that as the day reggie white died. oh shit! there goes my defense pick!

i just swore on the internet. i hope my private higher institution job options don't find this and kick me out of their hiring pools. i hope my mom doesn't google me and feel disappointed.

i've always thought it would be funny to make my own girls gone wild video. not the joe francis R rated drunk college girl version, but just lots of girls being wild. like messy hair, running around screaming and eating giant legs of meat wild. i think it might be my million dollar idea.

im always trying to think of million dollar ideas. i used to write scripts for america's funniest home video entries. that failed because we didn't have a camcorder. or a tv. then i thought i would create decorative pieces called "underwear angels" using my mothers old mom underwear. they were pretty, but the market for used underwear decorations wasn't as big as i imagined. when my college radio show didn't get picked up for syndication i fell back onto the rich older man option. i'm too shy for that, so for now i guess i will hope for some sort of lawsuit settlement possibility.