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my parents just left me a voicemail trying to make my dog "speak" to tell me he loved me. At first I was like "omg, they are so dumb" but then i remembered how I called to talk to him last week and made my dad tell him that I hated him because he wouldn't talk to me. THen i felt bad and called back to tell him i didnt hate him and i loved him and wanted to brush him. please don't tell anyone about this.

im packing all my clothes. if you interact with me at any level you know i pretty much circulate the same 3 outfits...one of which includes an over sized sweatshirt and "athletic bottoms". well,even im  confused to see my 7 medium trash bags stuffed with clothes sitting in my livingroom. I need an intervention from that guy who declutters stuff on Oprah. 

after my dentist HORROR i have been flossing like a maniac. Twice a day...sometimes three times a day. I decided to invest in healthy gums and bought the little flossers on the stick. I must say those things can reach back to places my stubby fingers didn't know existed. 

today a woman from my building took her kid out to play in our parking lot. I just about peed my pants watching the baby in the baby walker baby walk into my car. it was awesome. 

i saw the hangover last night. i told the lady at the front it would have been better with the 3-D glasses from UP. she agreed. 

today is the olson twins birthday!!!! YES. my 23 year countdown is finally done! they are so hot.especially the skinny one.