I havn't thanked God it's friday since the awesome lineup on ABC: Dinasours, Family Matters, Full house, Perfect Strangers. Yes please.
Fridays are always the biggest let down. I blame it on Bethel. The anticipation builds up all week,everyone a-buzz, talking about the "fun things" we're going to do, then BAM! Your entire freshman floor gets picked by their parents at 3 pm. One can only scooter through the halls so many times...
The last good friday I had was the spring of '06 when J. Ban was supposed to go get my van, and somehow was able to unlock and drive another white mini van all the way to McDonalds. I guess the best part was that I was riding with him and didn't notice. So, Chris Evans, if you're reading this (I know your name cause I saw your hospital papers in the glove box) don't be worried that your van is parked in a completely different spot that where you left it, or that it has some McDonalds wrappers in it--be amazed at the great God we serve and his ability to provide for people in need (we needed to get to mcdonalds).
today i bought some new clothes. they aren't particularly cute, stylish or affordable...but they fit. I've decided to stop giving clothes a hard time--its not their fault. I don't feel comfortable blaming them all the time, saying "they don't flatter my body type". I'm man enough to admit its my body that doesn't flatter them. I'm ashamed of verbally abusive i've been. After much prayer, petition and guidance from my elders and deacons I've decided the best thing for everyone in this situation right now is to release my clothes to families and individuals who can better care for them. If you think you have a home for clothes in the 0-6 size range, please talk to my family service rep (me).
tomorrow i'm going to my first shower of the season. I might wake up early and take my first shower (naked kind) of the season too.
Im ok with wedding showers, but can I come clean? the whole giving unmentionables and sexy nightgowns is just plain annoying. You've already scored the ultimate goal--someone who likes you and has to like you if you get fat and stuff. Do you really need all these $40 lace teddies and thongs with bows on them? Shouldn't you be giving us single girls the sexy-goods so we can try to attract a husband? Maybe im bitter. Maybe my heart is cold...but maybe, just maybe, I want to register for muffin tins and sexy aprons from victoria's secret.
thank you, come again.
I've only read two and already laughed out loud. Also- that lineup on ABC WAS the best- Dinosaurs!!! My brother and I used to hit each other saying, "Not the mama, not, the mama!"
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